Assemblage Requis #714: semaine du 9 juin 2014, «On mange nos émotions»

Diffusion: jeudi 12 juin 2014 de 15h à 18h, redif.: samedi à midi et lundi à 14h
Animation: Mathieu Plante et Stéphanie Paradis
Invité(s): aucun invité
Disponible en baladodiffusion (MP3, 192 kbps, 2:50:24)

Le plan de cette semaine à Assemblage Requis…:
► Stéphanie Paradis nous rendra visite pour la première fois de l’été
► On mangera nos émotions avec un buffet à volonté de La malbouffe de la semaine
► Et y aura probablement d’autres choses beaucoup moins importantes
Assemblage Requis commence maintenant!

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Programme

Toutes les heures sont approximatives
15h00 – C’est un fait
15h30 – Son foutu palmarès
15h45 – La malbouffe de la semaine (1 de 3)
16h00 – Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a
16h45 – La malbouffe de la semaine (2 de 3)
17h00 – Les instructions d’assemblage
17h30 – Le puisard du hasard
17h45 – La malbouffe de la semaine (3 de 3)

Musique

À déterminer


Chroniques de collaborateurs

«Le loisir, bien plus qu’un jeu» avec Marie-Laurence Audet

«Nettoyage après cynisme» avec Mathieu Roy

Chroniques maison

«Le puisard du hasard» avec Mathieu Plante

Cars Made Of Ketchup Make Us Hungry For The Future
Five-Star Resort for Dogs Opens in Spain Complete With a Canine Swimming Pool | TIME
Watch Weezer’s Drummer Catch a Frisbee Mid-Song Without Missing a Beat | TIME
Lucky Charms, the World's Rainbowiest Cereal, Comes Out Big for Gay Pride Month | Adweek
Domino's Wants to Roll Out This Gyroscopic Pizza Delivery System Worldwide | Adweek
Netflix Creates the Best Worst Website for Its New Cartoon, BoJack Horseman | Adweek
Man Takes Selfie After Sawing His Arm Off
Audio Production Company Has a Sound-Only Website, With No Visuals at All | Adweek
The scent of an Apple product, sourcing the Macbook Pro fragrance. – Blog – Air Aroma

«Son foutu palmarès» avec Mathieu Plante

9 Weird and Wonderful Festivals in June | Mental Floss
13 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in June | Mental Floss

«Tu manges mon coeur» avec Mathieu et Stéphanie

Stéphanie: à déterminer
Mathieu: à déterminer

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Japan has a whopping 67 flavors of Fanta. Some of them are BIZARRE! – OMG Facts
Nicolas Cage was paid $20 million to play Superman—so why has no one ever seen… – OMG Facts
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Schwarzenegger was almost denied his role as the Terminator–he was slated to be the hero – OMG Facts
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The bananas that you get at the store are completely different than… – OMG Facts
There is a crime syndicate in the USA pretending to be locksmiths… – OMG Facts
Color blind people aren't as easily fooled by camouflage as those… – OMG Facts
There's only one Stop sign in Paris, so people have to rely on other road rules… – OMG Facts
Forty-one American states have removed cursive handwriting from their curricula – OMG Facts
The Mars family got rid of a candy bar because they hated peanut butter! – OMG Facts
Tibetans have evolved to live on less oxygen than most people… – OMG Facts
There were no spaces between words until some Irish monks got fed up with it! – OMG Facts

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When the Cartoon Network shelved Speedy Gonzales cartoons for being offensive to the… – OMG Facts
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Kinky Sexy Time

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@assemblagecfou/Kinky Sexy Time sur Twitter
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A woman was born with two pelvises and four legs! – OMG Facts
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Stephen King had to change the original title for, 'Salem's Lot'… – OMG Facts Sex
The Amazon River Dolphin is the only animal in the animal kingdom to have "nasal… – OMG Facts Sex
France used to have impotence courts. Men were forced to prove their sexual prowess… – OMG Facts Sex
There is a place in Tahiti where the eldest son is raised as a girl! – OMG Facts Sex
Neanderthals are the possible reason why we fear the dark and have so much sex – OMG Facts Sex
A Boeing mechanic died after he had sex with a horse! – OMG Facts Sex
There was a sect in Russia in the 1800's in which people cut off their sex organs! – OMG Facts Sex
The UK has a TV where parents watch their teenagers have sex and misbehave! – OMG Facts Sex
What do you think the average female porn star looks like… – OMG Facts
Saddam Hussein, the previous dictator of Iraq, wrote a best selling romance novel… – OMG Facts
The Romans used a sponge on a stick for toilet paper! – OMG Facts
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Kinky Sexy Time

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@assemblagecfou/Ça existe mais sur Twitter
Keyboard Coasters: Don’t Drink and Type
bt.tn Is the Easy Button for the Internet
LEGO Lunchbox is Perfect for Square Meals
PowerTie – Inflatable Necktie Nap Pillow – The Green Head
Office Wars: Laser-Guided Tactical Necktie is All You Need and More – OhGizmo!
This 8-Bit Underwear Is Super Sexy Pixely Panties | Incredible Things
Assembling a taco is a snap with these plates :: The Gadgeteer
Donor Cable Bracelets Lets You Share Power to Those In Need – OhGizmo!
Kimono Sleeping Bag: Wear It, Sleep In It, Stay Warm – OhGizmo!
Briefcase BBQ Grill: Grilling Like a Bond Villain «Craziest Gadgets
Boobie Ice Cream Is A Real Thing. A Real Delicious Thing. | Incredible Things
Toilet Sound Blocker «Craziest Gadgets
Big Ass Fans Haiku SenseMe Smart Fan | Uncrate
Stay Hydrated with the Timer-equipped Vittel Water Bottle Cap – OhGizmo!
Beer Glass Froster «Craziest Gadgets
Handiheadset, A Headset That Looks Like A Hand | Incredible Things
Now You Can Customize & 3D Print Your Very Own Dildo! | Incredible Things
Food Picks Look Like Little Zombies, Are Unappetizing | Incredible Things
Mug with a Basketball Hoop «Craziest Gadgets
Spreadable Beer | GearHungry
Banana-Shaped Caution Cones Are Clever & Uh, Cautionary | Incredible Things
Would you believe – bike fenders you can carry on a keychain? :: The Gadgeteer
Beach Vault Keeps Your Stuff Safe, Under the Sand
Shoulder Fanny-Pack » The Worst Things For Sale
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Les instructions d'assemblage

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@assemblagecfou/Instructions d'assemblage sur Twitter
Life Cheats For Sports Fans | Life Cheating
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Les instructions d'assemblage

«Le bloc pub» avec Mathieu Plante

Coke's Recyling-Themed Arcade Game Accepts Empty Bottles Instead of Money | Adweek
Coca-Cola Has Done Some Great Stunts Lately, but 'Happy Cycle' Is a Disaster | Adweek
Coca-Cola Builds Adorable Mini Kiosks to Sell Mini Cokes | Adweek
Coca-Cola Creates Bio Cooler for Villages Off the Grid | Adweek
Coca-Cola Invents 16 Crazy Caps to Turn Empty Bottles Into Useful Objects | Adweek
Agency Erects Billboard Then Burns It. Hopes YouTube Views Make Up For Lost Impressions
Waiting in Line Goes From Boring to Brutal in Free-Sample Stunt | Adweek
Overgrown Beards Are Like Wild Animals Clinging to Your Face, Schick Ads Say | Adweek
This Rather Sexual Bakery Ad Shows How to Cook Up a Morning Quickie | Adweek
MINI Gives Props to Other Car Owners With Branded 'Compliment Cards'
You Can't View This YouTube Content But You Can Fly to France for 79 Euros
Russian Models Troll Instagram With Super-Sexy Hashtags and Photos That Won't Load | Adweek
Follow Newcastle Brown Ale on Twitter, and It Will Send You a Check for $1 | Adweek
Beauty Brand's Floating Billboard Cleans a Polluted River by Absorbing Toxins | Adweek
Automaker Resorts to Hypnotizing Drivers (Yes, Really) to Make Them Like Its Cars | Adweek
Mexican Newspaper Offers Breaking News Via Paper Towel Dispenser | Adweek
Axe Employees Now Have Their Phermones Infused Into Their Business Cards | Adweek
Heineken Distracts Women With Shoe Sale So Men Can Watch Soccer in Peace | Adweek
Memorial Day Indecision? Try Travelocity's 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Tweets | Adweek
Arby's Is About to Run a 13-Hour TV Ad Showing a Brisket Cooked in Real Time | Adweek
24-Hour Chain Pays Local Merchants to Advertise Overnight on Their Security Gates | Adweek
Crotches Are King in Betabrand's Test of 30 Different Ad Photos | Adweek
Eating Alone? Chipotle Cups Now Come With Original Writings From Literary Giants | Adweek
Kevin Bacon's Brother Michael Does Ads for Turkey Bacon in Union of Less Famous Bacons | Adweek
Sunscreen Brand Trains Tattoo Artists to Look for Signs of Skin Cancer | Adweek
Agency Stages Live Car Crash on the Radio as a Warning to Distracted Drivers | Adweek
Magazine Puts Half of Its New Issue in a Time Capsule and Will Open It in 2024 | Adweek
Rodent Control Company d-CON Puts Missing Posters for Mice Around NYC | Adweek
Radio Station Runs Newspaper Obituaries for Beethoven in Bid to Keep Classical Music Alive | Adweek
If Your Airport Gate Seat Starts to Recline, Don't Get Up. You Could Win Free Airline Tickets
Smart Cars Will Fit Anywhere, Even in the Slim Space Between Other Ads | Adweek
Wieden + Kennedy Wasted This Client's Money on Awful Ads, but That Was the Point | Adweek
Neutrogena Repackages Sunscreen Product For Idiots
Drunk People Passed Out in Japan Get Turned Into PSA Billboards While They Sleep | Adweek

Conclusion

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