Assemblage Requis #715: semaine du 16 juin 2014, «L’avocat, le fruit défendu»

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Diffusion: jeudi 19 juin 2014 de 15h à 18h, redif.: samedi à midi et lundi à 14h
Animation: Mathieu Plante et Stéphanie Paradis
Invité(s): aucun invité
Disponible en baladodiffusion (MP3, 192 kbps, 2:48:01)

Le plan de cette semaine à Assemblage Requis…:
► Stéphanie Paradis est avec nous et on va boire ensemble jusqu’à ce qu’on oublie nos problèmes
► On va dépenser notre chèque de paye dans Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a
► Et on va sûrement faire d’autres chroniques pour meubler le reste de l’émission si on a le temps
Assemblage Requis commence maintenant!

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Programme

Toutes les heures sont approximatives
15h00 – C’est un fait
15h30 – Son foutu palmarès
16h00 – Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a
16h30 – Kinky Sexy Time
17h00 – Les instructions d’assemblage
17h20 – Le puisard du hasard
17h30 – La malbouffe de la semaine

Musique

À déterminer


Chroniques de collaborateurs

«Le loisir, bien plus qu’un jeu» avec Marie-Laurence Audet

«Nettoyage après cynisme» avec Mathieu Roy

Chroniques maison

«Le puisard du hasard» avec Mathieu Plante

Cars Made Of Ketchup Make Us Hungry For The Future
Five-Star Resort for Dogs Opens in Spain Complete With a Canine Swimming Pool | TIME
How a Deaf-Blind Person Watches the World Cup | Mental Floss
Breather app lets New Yorkers book rooms by the HOUR | Mail Online
Then dot FM streams like it’s 1989 » Media in Canada
The Sex Lube Olympics Sure Looks Slippery
Italy Wants to Send Espresso Machine to the ISS

«Son foutu palmarès» avec Mathieu Plante

9 Weird and Wonderful Festivals in June | Mental Floss
13 Offbeat Holidays You Can Celebrate in June | Mental Floss

«Tu manges mon coeur» avec Mathieu et Stéphanie

Stéphanie: à déterminer
Mathieu: Nestlé : NESFRUTA / Rasoir à main Fusion ProGlide de Gillette doté de la technologie FlexBall | Gillette.com

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Kinky Sexy Time

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A woman was born with two pelvises and four legs! – OMG Facts
Sex can generate 25%-45% more ejaculate than masturbating… – OMG Facts Sex
Stephen King had to change the original title for, 'Salem's Lot'… – OMG Facts Sex
The Amazon River Dolphin is the only animal in the animal kingdom to have "nasal… – OMG Facts Sex
France used to have impotence courts. Men were forced to prove their sexual prowess… – OMG Facts Sex
There was a sect in Russia in the 1800's in which people cut off their sex organs! – OMG Facts Sex
What do you think the average female porn star looks like… – OMG Facts
Saddam Hussein, the previous dictator of Iraq, wrote a best selling romance novel… – OMG Facts
The Romans used a sponge on a stick for toilet paper! – OMG Facts
Bukkake is a type of pornography started in Japan, in which several men ejaculate on a person… – OMG Facts Sex
China is responsible for nearly half of the world's sex dolls and they put them to good use… – OMG Facts Sex
Believe it or not, most gay sexual behavior isn't anal! Find out what the most common form… – OMG Facts Sex
A NASA intern once stole a safe full of moon rocks. Before he got caught he put them on a bed… – OMG Facts Sex
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Kinky Sexy Time

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@assemblagecfou/Ça existe mais sur Twitter
Vessyl, la tasse connectée qui détecte les boissons et vous informe sur votre hydratation (VIDÉO)
Never Ending Slinky Machine: Keep Slinking
Bumperboats!: Ultraskiff, Little Round One-Person Boats | Geekologie
3D Printed Case Turns iPhones into Rotary Dial Phones
Gas-Powered Blender » The Worst Things For Sale
Watermelon Tap Kit – The Green Head
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Make taking selfies easier with Brando’s Quick Selfie Pole with Shutter Button :: The Gadgeteer
Facebank is a Creepy Coin Bank That Eats Your Spare Change – OhGizmo!
Hammock Backpack: So You Can Nap On the Go – OhGizmo!
Sound Sleep, Guaranteed – OhGizmo!
Edible Canned Bugs Look Disgusting
Nanoblock Sunglasses Won’t Brick Your Eyesight
World's Largest Coffee Cup – The Green Head
CaffeinAll's Got All the Caffeine You Need – OhGizmo!
Parking Armor: A bumper for your bumper » The Worst Things For Sale
Conversational Words Flip Clock – The Green Head
Over Sink Roll-Up Drying Rack | GearHungry
This Attachable Hood Makes Any Collared Shirt A Hoodie | Incredible Things
Camping Chair with iPad Holder «Craziest Gadgets
Magic Phone Stand: Whatever Floats Your Phone – OhGizmo!
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Les instructions d'assemblage

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Les instructions d'assemblage

«Le bloc pub» avec Mathieu Plante

Coke's Recyling-Themed Arcade Game Accepts Empty Bottles Instead of Money | Adweek
Coca-Cola Has Done Some Great Stunts Lately, but 'Happy Cycle' Is a Disaster | Adweek
Coca-Cola Builds Adorable Mini Kiosks to Sell Mini Cokes | Adweek
Coca-Cola Creates Bio Cooler for Villages Off the Grid | Adweek
Coca-Cola Invents 16 Crazy Caps to Turn Empty Bottles Into Useful Objects | Adweek
Agency Erects Billboard Then Burns It. Hopes YouTube Views Make Up For Lost Impressions
Waiting in Line Goes From Boring to Brutal in Free-Sample Stunt | Adweek
Overgrown Beards Are Like Wild Animals Clinging to Your Face, Schick Ads Say | Adweek
This Rather Sexual Bakery Ad Shows How to Cook Up a Morning Quickie | Adweek
MINI Gives Props to Other Car Owners With Branded 'Compliment Cards'
You Can't View This YouTube Content But You Can Fly to France for 79 Euros
Russian Models Troll Instagram With Super-Sexy Hashtags and Photos… | Adweek
Follow Newcastle Brown Ale on Twitter, and It Will Send You a Check for $1 | Adweek
Beauty Brand's Floating Billboard Cleans a Polluted River by Absorbing Toxins | Adweek
Automaker Resorts to Hypnotizing Drivers (Yes, Really) to Make Them Like Its Cars | Adweek
Mexican Newspaper Offers Breaking News Via Paper Towel Dispenser | Adweek
Axe Employees Now Have Their Phermones Infused Into Their Business Cards | Adweek
Heineken Distracts Women With Shoe Sale So Men Can Watch Soccer in Peace | Adweek
Memorial Day Indecision? Try Travelocity's 'Choose Your Own… | Adweek
Arby's Is About to Run a 13-Hour TV Ad Showing a Brisket Cooked in Real Time | Adweek
24-Hour Chain Pays Local Merchants to Advertise Overnight on Their Security Gates | Adweek
Crotches Are King in Betabrand's Test of 30 Different Ad Photos | Adweek
Eating Alone? Chipotle Cups Now Come With Original Writings From Literary Giants | Adweek
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Sunscreen Brand Trains Tattoo Artists to Look for Signs of Skin Cancer | Adweek
Agency Stages Live Car Crash on the Radio as a Warning to Distracted Drivers | Adweek
Magazine Puts Half of Its New Issue in a Time Capsule and Will Open It in 2024 | Adweek
Rodent Control Company d-CON Puts Missing Posters for Mice Around NYC | Adweek
Radio Station Runs Newspaper Obituaries for Beethoven in Bid to Keep… | Adweek
If Your Airport Gate Seat Starts to Recline, Don't Get Up. You Could Win Free Airline Tickets
Smart Cars Will Fit Anywhere, Even in the Slim Space Between Other Ads | Adweek
Wieden + Kennedy Wasted This Client's Money on Awful Ads, but That Was the Point | Adweek
Neutrogena Repackages Sunscreen Product For Idiots
Drunk People Passed Out in Japan Get Turned Into PSA Billboards While They Sleep | Adweek
College's Hottest Guy and Hottest Girl Give Out Free Kisses in Ad Stunt for Gum | Adweek
Fiat's New TV Ads Made Entirely of GIFs: Are They 'Endless Fun' or Overkill? | Adweek
Purell and TNT Ads Remind You That Hand Sanitizer Is Good in a Global Pandemic | Adweek
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Domino’s Pizza Develops Its Own Siri So You Never Have to Speak to a Human Again | TIME
Netflix Creates the Best Worst Website for Its New Cartoon, BoJack Horseman | Adweek
Domino's Wants to Roll Out This Gyroscopic Pizza Delivery System Worldwide | Adweek
Lucky Charms, the World's Rainbowiest Cereal, Comes Out Big for Gay Pride Month | Adweek

Conclusion

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