Assemblage Requis #716: semaine du 23 juin 2014, «C’était juste une bitch»

Diffusion: jeudi 26 juin 2014 de 15h à 18h, redif.: samedi à midi et lundi à 14h
Animation: Mathieu Plante et Stéphanie Paradis
Invité(s): aucun invité
Disponible en baladodiffusion (MP3, 192 kbps, 2:46:13)

Le plan de cette semaine à Assemblage Requis…:
► On achètera des gadgets complètement ridicules dans Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a
► On jasera de marketing et de publicité dans notre segment nommé Le bloc pub
► Et on mangera au moins 30 minutes avant d’aller se baigner avec La bouffe de la semaine
Assemblage Requis commence maintenant!

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Programme

Les heures sont approximatives
15h00 – C’est un fait
15h30 – Le bloc pub
16h00 – Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a
16h30 – Les instructions d’assemblage
17h00 – Le puisard du hasard
17h30 – La malbouffe de la semaine

Musique

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Chroniques de collaborateurs

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Chroniques maison

«Le puisard du hasard» avec Mathieu Plante

This gorgeous new game looks like a 1930s cartoon
Here’s 11 Minutes Of ‘Double Dare’ Prizes
Would you quit your job for $25,000? – The Week
Chuck Jones Draws Bugs Bunny | Mental Floss
Nestle foods is trying to make a real-life, Star Trek-style food replicator | Blastr
iOS7 Call Block not working | Apple Support Communities

«Tu manges mon coeur» avec Mathieu et Stéphanie

Stéphanie: à déterminer
Mathieu: Nestlé : NESFRUTA / Rasoir à main Fusion ProGlide de Gillette doté de la technologie FlexBall | Gillette.com

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Ketchup, both the word and the sauce, originated in China! – OMG Facts
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The site where the Titanic was built has been transformed and now houses Titanic Studios… – OMG Facts
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«Le bloc pub» avec Mathieu Plante

Coke's Recyling-Themed Arcade Game Accepts Empty Bottles Instead of Money | Adweek
Coca-Cola Has Done Some Great Stunts Lately, but 'Happy Cycle' Is a Disaster | Adweek
Coca-Cola Builds Adorable Mini Kiosks to Sell Mini Cokes | Adweek
Coca-Cola Creates Bio Cooler for Villages Off the Grid | Adweek
Coca-Cola Invents 16 Crazy Caps to Turn Empty Bottles Into Useful Objects | Adweek
Great Ads for Cat Adoption During Adopt-A-Cat Month | Mental Floss
Agency Erects Billboard Then Burns It. Hopes YouTube Views Make Up For Lost Impressions
Waiting in Line Goes From Boring to Brutal in Free-Sample Stunt | Adweek
Overgrown Beards Are Like Wild Animals Clinging to Your Face, Schick Ads Say | Adweek
You Can't View This YouTube Content But You Can Fly to France for 79 Euros
Russian Models Troll Instagram With Super-Sexy Hashtags and Photos… | Adweek
Follow Newcastle Brown Ale on Twitter, and It Will Send You a Check for $1 | Adweek
Beauty Brand's Floating Billboard Cleans a Polluted River… | Adweek
Automaker Resorts to Hypnotizing Drivers (Yes, Really) to Make Them Like Its Cars | Adweek
Mexican Newspaper Offers Breaking News Via Paper Towel Dispenser | Adweek
Axe Employees Now Have Their Phermones Infused Into Their Business Cards | Adweek
Heineken Distracts Women With Shoe Sale So Men Can Watch Soccer in Peace | Adweek
Arby's Is About to Run a 13-Hour TV Ad Showing a Brisket Cooked in Real Time | Adweek
24-Hour Chain Pays Local Merchants to Advertise Overnight… | Adweek

Kevin Bacon's Brother Michael Does Ads for Turkey Bacon in Union of… | Adweek
Sunscreen Brand Trains Tattoo Artists to Look for Signs of Skin Cancer | Adweek
Agency Stages Live Car Crash on the Radio as a Warning to Distracted Drivers | Adweek
Magazine Puts Half of Its New Issue in a Time Capsule and Will Open It in 2024 | Adweek
Rodent Control Company d-CON Puts Missing Posters for Mice Around NYC | Adweek
Radio Station Runs Newspaper Obituaries for Beethoven in Bid to Keep… | Adweek
If Your Airport Gate Seat Starts to Recline, Don't Get Up. You Could Win Free Airline Tickets
Wieden + Kennedy Wasted This Client's Money on Awful Ads, but That Was the Point | Adweek
Neutrogena Repackages Sunscreen Product For Idiots
Drunk People Passed Out in Japan Get Turned Into PSA Billboards While They Sleep | Adweek
College's Hottest Guy and Hottest Girl Give Out Free Kisses in Ad Stunt for Gum | Adweek
Purell and TNT Ads Remind You That Hand Sanitizer Is Good in a Global Pandemic | Adweek
Domino’s Pizza Develops Its Own Siri So You Never Have to Speak to a Human Again | TIME
Domino's Wants to Roll Out This Gyroscopic Pizza Delivery System Worldwide | Adweek
BarkBox Brings 30 Seconds of Sweet, Sweet Dog Butt Into Your Living Room | Adweek
Belgian Football Legend Leo Van Der Elst Hosts Football (Soccer) Games on Tiny Pitch…
When You're World Cup Team Loses, It's Bad. You Won't Believe How Horrifying It is For This Woman

Kinky Sexy Time

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@assemblagecfou/Kinky Sexy Time sur Twitter
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Same-sex marriage was legal in the Middle Ages… – OMG Facts
The Romans used a sponge on a stick for toilet paper! – OMG Facts
Bukkake is a type of pornography started in Japan, in which several men ejaculate on a… – OMG Facts Sex
China is responsible for nearly half of the world's sex dolls and they put them to good… – OMG Facts Sex
Believe it or not, most gay sexual behavior isn't anal! Find out what the most common… – OMG Facts Sex
A NASA intern once stole a safe full of moon rocks. Before he got caught he put them on a… – OMG Facts Sex
Masturbating too much could lead to life threatening disease that effects your penis! – OMG Facts Sex
A British study revealed that penis length may be related to index finger length. Read more here. – OMG Facts Sex
A wealthy, NY businessman purchased a video of Marilyn Monroe preforming oral sex on a man… – OMG Facts Sex
A man had sex with a dolphin and then he wrote a whole book about it! – OMG Facts Sex
In a study using 64 straight males, 80% of the homophobic males got aroused when viewing gay porn. – OMG Facts Sex
In a 2010 survey, Canadians 43% preferred bacon to sex! – OMG Facts Sex
Some women have bad taste in men, but there is a group of women who seek murders for lovers! – OMG Facts Sex
When a man is anticipating sex, his beard will grow faster! – OMG Facts Sex
Several teen girls committed suicide because they thought they were ill because they were still virgins. – OMG Facts Sex
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@assemblagecfou/Ça existe mais sur Twitter
Sleeping Under The Stars: Luna, A Smartphone Enabled Personal Planetarium Projector | Geekologie
Transform The Floors In Your House Into An 8-Bit Video Game Map
Cozy Room Is Your Nerd Fortress of Solitude
Left Behind: DNA Time Capsule for the Immortal in You – OhGizmo!
reCAP – Mason Jar Pour Caps – The Green Head
Ready, Aim, and Throw: Magnetic Key Target for Your Keys – OhGizmo!
This sound generator produces white noise or fan sounds :: The Gadgeteer
Serve your kids a better drink in a better drink box :: The Gadgeteer
Airtype is a Keyless Keyboard From the Future – OhGizmo!
'Incognito' Teddy Bear Sex Toy With Vibrator Muzzle | Geekologie
Earin Wireless Earbuds | GearHungry
Transforming Tea Bags Go From Stressed To Relaxed In Hot Water | Incredible Things
Sneaky Shorts: The Underpants Flask » The Worst Things For Sale
Secret Sunscreen Bottle Flasks – The Green Head
Wine Glass Appetizer Plates – The Green Head
LaMetric Smart Ticker | GearHungry
DJ Inspired Jewelry «Craziest Gadgets
Take The Elbow Grease Out Of Cleaning Your Glasses, Cliris Does It For You – OhGizmo!
Because You're Super: Personalized Superhero Action Figures – OhGizmo!
Smoked Chocolate Chips – The Green Head
Lifesize Anatomically Correct 100% Chocolate Human Skulls – The Green Head
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Les instructions d'assemblage

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@assemblagecfou/Instructions d'assemblage sur Twitter
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The Right Way To Vacuum | Life Cheating
Fight Humidity Like A Champ This Summer | Life Cheating
How To “Flip The Bird” Around The World | Life Cheating
How To Make A Bacon And Egg Breakfast Baguette | Life Cheating
How To Get The Perfectly Softened Stick Of Butter | Life Cheating
Easiest Way To Clean Your Drip Coffee Pot | Life Cheating
The Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich | Life Cheating
How To Make An Instant Chip And Dip Bowl | Life Cheating
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Les instructions d'assemblage

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