Assemblage Requis #1115: semaine du 24 juillet 2017, «Méga-vente surplus d’inventaire»

Logo de août 2014 à août 2017.

Disponible en baladodiffusion (MP3, 192 kbps, 2:49:33)
Diffusion: jeudi 27 juillet 2017 de 14h à 17h, redif.: samedi à midi et mercredi à 11h
Animation: Mathieu Plante et Tanya Beaudin

Le plan de cette semaine à Assemblage Requis…
► C’est la méga-vente surplus d’inventaire d’Assemblage Requis et tout doit partir!
► On a des gadgets inutiles dans Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a,
► Des conseils dans Les instructions d’assemblage et du fast-food dans Une grosse pointe all-dressed
Assemblage Requis commence tout de suite!

14h00 – Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a 1
14h30 – Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas), on l’a 2
15h00 – Les instructions d’assemblage 1
15h30 – Les instructions d’assemblage 2
16h00 – Une grosse pointe all-dressed 1
16h30 – Une grosse pointe all-dressed 2

► Bonjour et bienvenue à Assemblage Requis pour la semaine du XX xxxxx 2017, je m’appelle Mathieu Plante…
► Je m’appelle Tanya Beaudin et on vous parvient directement des studios de CFOU à Trois-Rivières
► cfou.ca pour la programmation complète et assemblagerequis.com pour les notes de l’émission et les baladodiffusions
► Merci à Vanesse Pariétaire pour notre thème d’émission / pour la performance acoustique de notre thème d’émission
► Merci à Vanesse Pariétaire pour notre thème d’émission remanié aujourd’hui par Renard Frak / Les Résidus Plasmiques
► Merci à Vanesse Pariétaire pour les paroles de notre thème d’émission chanté aujourd’hui par nous sur une musique de Ludwig Göransson

Musique

La liste des pièces diffusées est disponible sur le Dropbox de CFOU


Chroniques de collaborateurs

Chroniques maison

«Son foutu palmarès» avec Mathieu Plante

«Tanya is gonna entertanya» avec Tanya Beaudin

«Après le crime» avec Mathieu Plante

Ça existe (mais ça ne devrait pas) on l’a, bloc thématique animaux de compagnie (et enfants!):
Petmate’s Calmz is a drug-free way to reduce your dog’s stress levels
A Prickly Armored Vest To Protect Your Little Dog From Attacks | OhGizmo!
Finally take awesome pics of your dog with the Pooch Selfie
Opets is a hands-free leash to make dog walking easier
Two-Way Dog Friendly Leash
The Wait Is Over: Dog Leotards Exist Now – Geekologie
Hands-Free Dog Poop Collector
These Chanel Tennis Balls Cost $450 | OhGizmo!
AquaPaw – One-Handed Pet Bathing Mitt – The Green Head
Animal Shelter Invents 'Kitty Bjorns' To Acclimate Feral Kittens To Human Interaction – Geekologie
Cat Cooling Tray – The Green Head
Cat Toilet Training System
Feline Yoga Mats
Cat Suction Cup » The Worst Things For Sale
Now You Can Buy Adorable Wigs For Your Pets | Mental Floss
Emergency Pet Key Tags
Biodegradable Pet Urn Tree Kit
Introducing Jewelry Designed to Repel Insects With Citronella Beads | Mental Floss
Anti-Mosquito Socks | OhGizmo!
Insect Repellent Clothing
Moff Band is a smart wearable toy for kids (and adults who don’t want to grow up)
Babypod Plays Music For Your Unborn Child, Requires… Insertion | OhGizmo!
Toddler Self-Feeding Curved Spoons – The Green Head

Wearable Hands-Free Binoculars – The Green Head
Great Coaster – All-Terrain Coaster / Cupholder – The Green Head
Alessi Buckle – Toothpaste Tube Squeezer – The Green Head
LighterBro turns a BIC lighter into a multi-tool
Pinch Me – Coffee Scented Therapy Dough – The Green Head
Customized Coloring Books
Light Stax are LEGO compatible bricks that light up
Video sunglasses, 3D video camera, virtual drum kit for your phone, and more – Notable crowdfunding campaigns
Razor Blade Soap
Draw functional electronic circuits with conductive ink
How do you build a better sticky note?
Forever Fresh In-Wall Wet Wipe Dispenser – The Green Head
Wearable Group Communication Device
Mechanical Combination Lock USB Drive
Parblo Pearl P-10 LCD Drawing Tablet review
ThinkGeek Capsule is a monthly subscription box of geeky goodness
This Hearing Aid Becomes a Vibrating Bracelet at Night to Keep the Wearer Safe – Adweek
Collectionneurs, voici un exemple des miniatures des vendeurs au porte à porte du début du XXe siècle
Vous vous ennuyez dans les centres commerciaux ? Ces cabines d’attente sont là pour vous !
Une société japonaise vient en aide aux personnes trompées avec un service très particulier

Les instructions d'assemblage

NameCheckr Finds Out If Your Name Is Available Across Dozens of Sites
Ask for a Discount on a New Item If You Break Something Out of Warranty
Search Hidden Netflix Categories and Save Your Favorites With This Extension
Do Annoying Chores Early Before They Become a Motivation-Sapping Monster
Double Tap the Sides of the Screen to Skip Forward or Backwards In YouTube
Learn to “Quit Books", and Other Tips to Finally Make a Dent in Your Reading List
Clear Out Your Junk By Selling Anything You Wouldn't Buy Again Today
For Less Boring Conversations, Embrace Your Vulnerabilities
How You Can Motivate Yourself With an Imaginary Scapegoat
Enhanced History Gives You Complete Search, Filters, and Tags for Your Browser History
Overcome Your Anxiety By Having An "Anxious Routine" to Break Out Of It
Why You Should Embrace Moments When You Only Feel Okay
Use the Five Folder System to Finally Organize Your Email Inbox
Pack “Outfit Rolls” for a Smoother Family Vacation
Why You Shouldn’t Budget Your Bonus or Tax Refund
If You Do BDSM, You Need a Doctor You Can Trust
Three Tips to Have Fun at Events When Everyone Else Is Drinking
The Best Way to Open a Stubborn Jar When All Else Fails
The Easiest Way to Pack a Bottle of Wine in a Suitcase
How Much Money Do You Need to Save Each Day to Become a Millionaire? | Mental Floss

Watch B.D. Wong Teach You the Simplest, Cleanest Way to Eat a Chicken Wing
Ask How Employees Spend Lunch to Get a Feel for Company Culture
How to Bring Back a "Time Remaining" Battery Life Indicator To Your MacBook
Move a Picture-In-Picture Window on Your Mac Anywhere By Holding Down the Command Key
The Only Way to Kind-of-Play Super Mario Run on the Subway
Make Giant Ice Cubes for Party Drinks With Popsicle Molds
Passive Exposure to a Language Can Actually Help You Learn It Faster
Your Finances Don't Have to Be Perfect to Work
If You're Going to Ask for a Favor, Do It Face to Face
BW Dance Turns Music Into Vibrations and Visualizations for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing

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Les instructions d'assemblage

«Une grosse pointe all-dressed» avec Mathieu et Tanya

Une grosse pointe all-dressed, bloc thématique burgers:
Chill Out, Beef Heart Has Been Allowed in Burgers for Decades | MUNCHIES
Why In-N-Out Burger Is Suing a Dry Cleaning Business in Kansas | MUNCHIES
Japanese Burger Shop Sells Burger With Meat Patties For Buns – Geekologie
7-Eleven Introduces New Double Cheeseburger and Brookie | Brand Eating
Miami Is Opening America’s First Burger Museum | Mental Floss
But Why?: A Burger Bun That Explodes With Cheese When You Cut Or Bite It – Geekologie
The Best Way to Make Flat, Crispy Bacon for Sandwiches and Burgers
Red Robin Unveils Pineapple Teriyaki Burger-Flavored Beer | Mental Floss
See How Those Appetizing Burger Commercials Get Made | Mental Floss
Burger King New Zealand Caters to Meat Lovers with Chicken, Beef, and Bacon Burgers | Brand Eating
Japan's "With Everything Burger" Lives Up to Its Name | Mental Floss
Want a Burger From This Food Truck? Better Put On Your Running Shoes | Mental Floss
Watch Real-Life Hamburglar Break Into DC Five Guys and Casually Grill Himself a Burger | Mediaite
Burger King’s Mascot Is Actually Fluent In Sign Language, Seeks ‘Whopper’ Sign – Consumerist
Japan Knows It: Chips Make Burgers Better
Burger King Franchisee Made Employees Hand Out Coupons At Concentration Camp Site – Consumerist
Customer Accuses Burger King Of Bogus BOGO Deals – Consumerist
You Can Get A Chicken Big Mac Without Assembling It Yourself — If You Live In Australia – Consumerist
Carl's Jr. Offers Poutine-Topped Burger in Canada | Brand Eating
Mahk Tries Burger King’s New Chicken Sandwich

Une grosse pointe all-dressed, bloc thématique Spotted:
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Limited Edition Cocoa Puffs Ice Cream Scoops Cereal – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 5/30/2017 – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Wrigley's Juicy Fruit America Pop Flavored Gum – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES (COFFEE EDITION) – 5/25/2017 – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 5/24/2017 – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Jolly Rancher Hotties Sweet & Spicy Hard Candy – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Airheads Gum – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Pepsi Fire and 7-Eleven Pepsi Fire Slurpee – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Lay's Limited Time Flavor Lime & Sea Salt Potato Chips – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Flavor of Florida Orange Cream Pop and Key Lime Pie Twizzlers Filled Twists – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 5/18/2017 – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Limited Edition Mississippi Mud Pie Oreo Cookies – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Strawberry Toast Crunch Cereal – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Sour Patch Kids Tricksters – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Hershey's Kisses Deluxe Marbled Cheesecake – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Limited Edition Cheesecake Cool Whip – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: The Original Cereal Milk Powdered Drink Mixxers – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 5/10/2017 – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES IN CANADA: Special Edition Cheerios Maple Cereal – The Impulsive Buy
SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Nestle Buncha Crunch Sweet & Salty Snack Mix – The Impulsive Buy